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-WORLD-


	The Untold Evil of the Teddy Bear - Jason Cross

	The Army of the Nocturnal Egyptian Palm Tree Construction Workers - Chris Clark

	Wouldn't Be Masterpieces from Won't be Geniuses - Chris Clark

-THE ARTS-



	A Poem: "ObscuRa" - Jason Cross

	Halloween and Colored Headlights - Funky! - Jason Cross

	How to Tell if a Person is Lying - 6 Easy Steps - Jason Cross

	An Official Apology - Jason Cross

	The Magic Pumpkin Patch - Low-Grade Acting from a Low-Grade Class - Jason Cross

-ECONOMY-


Fragonomics! - Chris Clark
	-	I - The Monetary System
	-	II - The Bill of Rights
	-	III - Law Enforcement
	-	IV - Let's Make Some Laws!

-SCIENCE-


	Down With Water! - Jason Cross

	A Physics Lesson! Joy!!! - Jason Cross

	How to Build a Fully Functional Cyclotron with Things you Find Around your House - Chris Clark

	The October Weather Fiasco - Plus - Is Hell Freezing Over? - Jason Cross

	Spoke, Neo vs. Jackie Chan, and Helicopter Collision Physics - Jason Cross

	Scientists Uncover E-Motion Sickness - Chris Clark

	The Human Genome- What Does It All Mean? - Jason Cross

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