Sweet, Sweet Eye Candy!

Notice anything different? Come on, look really close. No? Nothing?

Real observant, Einstein. The Syndicate has gotten quite the facelift! Yes, over the last couple weeks this new design was created and refined. Not only is it now site wide, but the entire site has been streamlined and trimmed down to smaller file sizes for faster load times. Just think of it as if the site was in a horrible accident and, using a six million dollar budget, we are rebuilding it!

So enjoy the new look and feel as we start cranking out more new articles this summer, and don't forget to pay a visit to the forums to see what the Syndicate staff is up to!

So Much Good News, So Little Time!

Why is this rabbit so happy? Well, two reasons, really. The first and foremost is:

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That's right, they're BACK!!!! The Reality Syndicate Forums are back! Despite the fact that Mr. Rabbit's eyes are pointing more toward this paragraph than the image of the Forums above, he is incredibly pleased by their return, I assure you.

The other reason is that he spent almost 50 years wasting his life over a well-known cereal! Don't believe me? Well, read his account of it and tell it to my face, Mr. Smarty Pants! Oh, and then visit the Forums again and talk all about it. Noticing a hint here?

Happy Birthday Reality Syndicate!

Yes, today this glorious site turns an equally glorious four years old. You may be wondering what happened to Drivel Days, hmm? Well, Drivel Days needed a break. Let's leave it at that. No more questions. This interview is over.

Seriously, at least we have a brand spanking new article today! Read it and enjoy the anniversary of the greatest website ever to grace the Internet with its radiant presence.

Is it Cold in Here?

Cities bombed, innocent blood shed, families torn apart... and ice cream used to be such a symbol of happiness and innocence. In today's Syndicate Press, site reporter Chris Clark opens wide the growing war over a delicious treat. Spanning nearly every continent, the war has touched just about everybody's life in some way or another. As you take another bite of your triple chocolate chunk ice cream, read about the violence that spoonful may be responsible for in The New Cold War.

Well, Look Who's Come Crawling Back...

Back to work, you sniveling worm! No more excuses! I'm not paying you to think!

Ah, here we are again, back at last, and just in time for this year's Drivel Days! We're about to turn four, so we've dragged our sorry hides back to the front pages of the Syndicate. You may wonder where Chris and I have been for the last, oh, 6 months or so. Yes... yes, you may.

But why hear about that when you could read the newest addition to the glorious plethora of creamy Syndicate goodness, a little story about a man named Bush, a man named Mandela (not the one you think), and a bunch of fabric?!?

It defies explanation, so just read all about it here!

AGGGH!!! An Update!

Sorry to shock all of you, but we're back! After a slight and unexplained hiatus, the Syndicate is back in action with our good friend, Senator Joseph McCarthy.

Sure, he's technically dead, but that hasn't stopped him from running for President in 2004! I'd explain it further here, but it's really quite complicated, and you ought to just look at the article, for our sake and yours.

HALF LIFE 2!

Who slipped undetected into Valve Software and made off with invaluable amounts of material pertaining to Half Life 2?

Yup. It was us.

It's here, in the Syndicate Press. People, read this article. If you love Half Life and are anxiously awaiting its sequel, read our inside view. Complete with four fresh screenshots diplaying the new HUD and plenty of odd features, complete with in-depth detail into weapons, subplots, and locales, complete with a money shot of Little Richard about to be assassinated, this is one article not to miss! Read it all in Half Life 2 - An Inside Look!

Back With Some Random News

It has been quite a while since we've seen any updates. As springtime blossomed into summer, there was finals and weddings and Australian backpacking trips, so time on the site was rather limited! Okay, no backpacking trips actually took place, alhtough that would have been a lot of fun. Anyway, to kick off the Syndicate summer, however, we're starting with a brand spankin' new News in Brief fresh from the Syndicate Press. Here are today's headlines!

VILLAINOUS CHILD DEMOLISHES HOUSE OF CARDS WEDDING RUINED BY MULCH DRIVER'S ED INSTRUCTOR COOL

GROCERY LIST CONFUSING BIRTHDAY PARTY SUCCESSFUL DESPITE CLOWN ACT

Pruning the Press

Well folks, as May is soon upon us it was high time we did a little spring cleaning around here. Thus, today the Syndicate Press has a new streamlined look! Well, it really looks about the same, but will now load much quicker. All of the articles from the year of 2001 have been moved and now the main menu features only articles from this year and last year. So, the Syndicate Press is all still there, though articles from 2001 can now be found here. Cheers!